Me: "Okay Tuck it's time to get ready and go run some errands."
T: "WHAT? I don't want to go. I'm staying here."
Me: "No, you have to go. I can't just leave you here. Some BAD guy might come and get you."
T: "Okay, fine but you have to buy me some candy."
Me: "No, I'm not going to buy you candy and you better hurry up or you're not going to get to play with Deklin later." (Deklin is his BFF.)
T: " Okay then, I'm gonna get lost."
Me: " Oh ya, well maybe the policeman will find you and put you in jail."
T: "You're the meanest Mom EVER."
Me: "Oh ya."
T: " I think I will just jump out of the car when you're driving."
Me: "Okay you do that, now come on we have to go." (Note to self: CHILD LOCK)
Now I can just go run my errands while he is at preschool and don't have to worry about buying him candy, losing him in the store, or him attempting to jump out of the car. What a little stinker. He does have his moments though.



