I told Tucker on the way home from Wrestling tonight that he could call Santa Clause when we got home and tell him what he wanted for Christmas. Here's our conversation.
Me: Tucker what are you going to tell Santa you want for Christmas?
Tucker: Oh, I'm not going to get anything for Christmas 'cause I've been bad.
Me: Well you could start being good now.
Tucker: Ya well, I cry too much.
Me: Ya, you do cry a lot, but you could try and be better.
Tucker: Ya well, I spank girls on the butts and that's bad too.
Me: Well, ya that's not good either. (trying not to laugh hysterically)
Tucker: Do you think Santa will put me on the good list if I'm better.
Me: Ya, Santa's nice like that.
If you have Vonage for your phone service you can call this real nifty phone number and your kid hears a recorded message from Santa and then they can leave him a message. Then Vonage emails you the recording of what your kid said they wanted from Santa. How fun is that. 1-700-CALL-SANTA (Vonage customers only)